The Roast
$0
A fast, funny read on what your month says about you.
- Monthly spender archetype
- Top spending categories
- One savage stat
- Shareable roast card
Your month, unfiltered
Let your spending explain itself.
Link a card or upload a statement. Spend Roast turns your month into a brutally honest archetype, revealing categories and one savage stat in a polished card made to share.
Start free. No budgeting spreadsheet required.
What to expect from every roast
01
Funny, not financial shame
The jokes are sharp. The judgment is low-stakes. Your roast should feel revealing, not reckless.
02
Your data stays your business
You decide what to connect and what to share. A share card summarizes the story, not your statement.
03
Useful after the punchline
Every laugh points back to a real pattern, so you leave with something clearer than a category chart.
The roast sequence
A personality test your purchases already answered.
Spend Roast translates transaction clutter into a concise story you can understand, laugh at, and send to the group chat.
- 1
Bring the receipts
Connect a card or upload a statement. The AI groups your month into recognizable habits without asking you to build a budget first.
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Meet your spender archetype
Maybe you are a Delivery Loyalist with a side of impulse candles. Your archetype pairs the joke with top categories and the stat you cannot unsee.
- 3
Share it—or start the comeback
Export a clean social card, then use deeper insights and a redemption challenge to make next month’s roast less accurate.
Monthly Roast Drop
A new reason to compare questionable decisions.
Each monthly drop refreshes your archetype, categories, and savage stat—creating a recurring snapshot that is built for conversation.
1×
fresh roast every month
Simple pricing
The roast is free. The redemption arc goes deeper.
Redemption Arc
$4
/ month
Turn the punchline into a practical plan with richer patterns, goals, and a savings challenge shaped around your habits.
Everything in the free roast
Deeper category insights
Personal goals and progress
Monthly redemption challenge
Your statement has notes
Ready to meet your spending alter ego?
Upload the month. Get the archetype, the evidence, and the one-liner your group chat deserves.